sometimes i wonder what is an appropriate length of time to wear a single pair of socks. tradition would say "one pair, one day", but i reject this philosophy; it just screams of that distasteful air of earlier generations. besides, it's the winter, so i don't sweat all that much, therefore, my socks stay on the up-n-up. and i never wear socks without shoes in front of attractive girls, which is the only people group i'd be concerned about being judged by because i am wearing the same pair of socks that i wore to mondays chapel and it is now thursday. attractive girls, by-the-way, are the judges with the highest authority (sex appeal). in the summer, i rinse out my socks about every other night, just for my owns pleasure. it's an hour into march, my socks are just fine. it only smells bad if you hold it right up to your face. most people do not do this with the socks that i am currently wearing.
now, i know what you are thinking at this point, "what is his standard policy on underwear usage". to this i would say that is a rather personal question, and i simply refuse to talk about undergarments via an internet blog that any creep can read. you disgust me with your constant prying, just relax and mind your own underwear, alright?
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this is a funny one. i wear one pair of socks per day. they get stretched out, and i like blindlessly endulging in the pleasures of the wealthy.
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